http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Michael-Cohen.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Michael Cohen to Invoke the Fifth in Stormy Daniels Case: Its being reported that Donald Trump’s longtime attorney Michael Cohen, plans to take the fifth in a lawsuit brought by adult entertainer Stormy Daniels.
Well, well, well – seems Mr Trump’s has indeed hired all the best people. My God, not even Al Capone’s lawyer took the fifth. To be completely fair, I suppose if I were in Michael Cohen’s shoes, I’d probably take the fifth too…either a fifth of Jack Daniel’s or a nice bottle of fine Kentucky bourbon to be specific.
But gee, didn’t the President repeatedly tell supporters that “only mobsters and criminals take the fifth?” Guess I’ll have to side with the President on this one. Next thing you know, Trump will be tweeting he barely knew this Michael Corleone guy. Whoops, my mistake, I meant Michael Cohen.
Anyway, the point is, this case is getting so out of control – with everything from Russian agents to shady financiers to sexy porn stars involved, that by the time Donald Trump gets around to testifying – he’ll probably have to take the “fiftieth” – because by then, taking the fifth just won’t be enough. Which leads me to my last question, wonder if Sean Hannity’s still hitting up Michael Cohen for free legal advice?
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